notebook fiction part 4

September 15th, 2006 by Dave

When I was about eleven-years-old my friend John had a plug of cherry flavored chewing tobacco, only he called it chaw. He swiped it from his brother Joseph when he was passed out drunk. We sunk behind my grandmother’s garage one Sunday and both took a huge hunk of it. I remember it had the consistency of like a thick taffy, but it smelled like sweet earth; like decomposing leaves. It stung my tongue, but not bad, like the bubbles in a softdrink. I thought it would be a hip thing to do. We sat there for what seemed to be about five minuets, when in actuality it was only about thirty seconds. John lost his lunch all over my brown leather church shoes. His face was real pale. I swallowed some juices as I began to laugh at him, and I became overwhelmed by the aroma of Sunday morning breakfast and sweet tobacco candy. It was enough to make a person sick. So I got sick. We never touched Joseph’s tobacco again.

notebook fiction part 3

September 14th, 2006 by Dave

As I said before Uncle George traveled around the country selling Bibles. I guess It’s a pretty good job. At least your not stuck in one place. He knew that thing back and forth, and could quote any scripture. He believed in god. One day while driving on route 17 in Hancock, New York, George fell asleep. His Buick swerved across the road and he didn’t stop until he hit a barn about forty yards from the median. The barn said Chew Redwood Tobacco on it’s side and had a picture of a lumberjack or something on it. It doesn’t matter. Uncle George never committed a sin in his life. God sucks. Uncle George is dead.